Astronauts Gone Wild (2004)

Author: Old Mother Hubbard

This is a special 2-fer review. I’m going to review “Astronauts Gone Wild” (2004) by Bart Sibrel and “Was It Only A Paper Moon?” (1997) by James Collier.

“Astronauts Gone Wild” is a documentary in which Bart Sibrel interviews several astronauts who have claimed to walk on or orbited the moon and asks them if they will swear on the Bible that they did so. Sibrel gives them each enough rope to hang themselves before he confronts them with facts that can’t be ignored. The astronauts often contradict each other in their interviews. Lunar Module Pilot for Apollo 12 Alan Bean didn’t even know what the Van Allen Radiation Belts were and appeared to lack even basic space flight knowledge. When confronted with facts the astronauts become very angry and some even resort to physical violence against Sibrel for simply asking tough questions. Honestly Bart Sibrel is rather annoying but that doesn’t mean that it is right for the astronauts to kick, knee and punch him. Drunken Buzz Aldrin smacks Bart hard with a right cross to the face when Aldrin can’t answer tough questions. If they are telling the truth why do they get so angry? 4 stars.

If you’re not convinced that the moon landings were absolute bullshit after watching “Astronauts Gone Wild” then “Was It Only A Paper Moon?” (1997) by James Collier will seal the deal. Collier goes in depth discussing the paper work that vanished of the making of the Lunar Modules and several other anomalies. Not just some of the paper work is missing ALL OF IT IS MISSING. All the telemetry data from the Apollo 11 flight vanished as well, enough data that it would fill a large Target store – just vanished in to thin air. Collier is allowed to gain access to NASA (aka Never a Straight Answer) where he promptly starts to take measurements of the LEM. Measurements don’t lie. It would be impossible for 2 astronauts to even move in the LEM with their space suits on and they would not be able to exit the LEM because the door opens inward. Collier died under mysterious circumstances one year after this documentary was released. There is not even a wiki page or an obituary available to view of James Collier. He’s been scrubbed right off the internet. 4 stars.

I was told things when I was younger that I always had believed to be true. When I discovered a lot of what I was told was absolute bullshit I started to research things, especially if they seemed illogical or far-fetched. People who believe drunken Buzz Aldrin staggered on the moon over 57 years will refuse to watch these documentaries. All anyone has to do is watch these documentaries and they will know beyond a shadow of a doubt that the moon landings were faked.