Hereditary (2018)

Author: i hate movies

BANGER MOVIE MATE SO IT STARTS OFF WITH A FAMILY A MUM DAD SON AND DAUGHTER AT THEIR NANS FUNERAL SHES DEAD AND SHIT AND THE DAUGHTER IS WEIRD AF EATING CHOCOLATE AT A FUNERAL WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT ANYWAY START OF THE MOVIE IS MOSTLY THE FAMILY BEING LIKE HAHA I LOVE BEING AMERICAN THEN PETER THE SON IS INVITED TO A PARTY HIS MUM IS LIKE BRING UR SISTER THO AND HE BEGRUDGINGLY AGREES BUT MAD CUS HE WAS LOOKING TO GET SOME PUSSY AT THE PARTY ANYWAY THEY GET TO THE PARTY AND CHARLIE THE DAUGHTER BEING WEIRD AGAIN STARING AT PPL LIKE A CREATURE SHES ALLERGIC TO NUTS AND EATS A BIT OF CAKE WITH NUTS IN IT WHILE PETER IS GETTING HIGH OFF HIS TITS HIS SISTER COMES IN SAYING I BREATHE LIKE GEORGE FLOYD BREATHING LIKE GEORGE ASWELL LOL ANYWAY EMERGENCY AAAAAAAA!!!!!!!11 PETE GETS HER IN THE CAR TO DRIVE TO A&E WHILE CHARLIE IS GASPING MATE SHE OPENS UP THE WINDOW TO GET SOME AIR THEN LMFAO SMACK!!!!! HER HEAD HIT SOMETHING UH OHHHHHHH UR IN A LOT OF TROUBLE PETER!! HE GETS BACK ALL TRUAMATISED AND SHIT SLOWLY GOING INTO BED WHILE HIS SISTERS BODY IS IN THE CAR MIND U ANYWAY ITS MORNING MUM FINDS OUT AND SHES SCREAMING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CHARLIE AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!1 ANYWAY FAST FOWARD CUS IT GETS BIT COMPLICATED ANNIE THE MUM MAKES FRIENDS WITH THIS OLD BAT WHO APPARENTLY CAN SPEAK TO CASPER THE GHOST AND ANNIE GETS BIT SCITZO TELLING HER FAM SHE CAN TALK TO CHARLIE THE CRAZY BITCH WAKES EVERYONE UP AND THEY DO A RITUAL LITTLE DO THEY KNOW THEY LITERALLY BROUGHT A DEMON INTO THE HOUSE TURNS OUT THE NAN WAS AN OCCULT LEADER THAT WORSHIPPED THE DEMON PAIMON AND THE GHOST LADY WAS IN THE SAME CULT AND HAS BEEN OCESTRATING AN ELLABROTE SCHEME TO KILL OFF CHARLIE (PAIMON WAS POSSESSING HER BUT APPARENTLY PAIMON IS A LADS LAD AND NEEDS A MALE HOST) AND CAUSE THE FAMILY TO GET PTSD SO PAIMON CAN GET INTO PETER!!! ANYWAY SO THE DEMON GETS INTO ANNIE SHE ENDS UP KILLING DADDY AND HUNTS DOWN PETER WHILE NAKED CULT MEMBERS ROAM AROUND LIKE STREAKERS ANNIE KILLS HERSELF INFRONT OF PETER CAUSING HIM TO JUMP OUT THE WINDOW AND TRUAMATISING HIM TO BUGGERY LETTING PAIMON IN THE END SCENE IS ONE OF THE GOONIEST SCENES IN HORROR HISTORY HE GOES INTO THE TREEHOUSE (WHERE CHARLIE/PAIMON USE TO HIDE OUT SOMETIMES) AND THERE ARE NAKED CULT MEMBERS PLUS DEAD NAN AND BEHEADED ANNIE ALL WORSHIPPING AN IDOL OF CHARLIES SEVERED HEAD ON A STICK WITH A CROWN THE CASPER THE GHOST LADY TICKLES PAIMON A BIT CONFIRMING HE IS IN A HEALTHY MALE BODY ENDING THE MOVIE WITH THE CULT MEMBERS SCREAMING HELL PAIMON OMG CHILLS IDK WHY OMH DISLIKES THIS MOVIE ITS BIT GOOFY AT TIMES BUT ITS PRETTY GOOD FOR A HORROR MOVIE SHUT THE FUCK UP STUPID LOSER NIGGER BOY BBC COCK GOBBLER I LOVE JEWISH DIRECTORS SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!