4’10brunette’s Aliases

Author: Tamir

A list of 4’10brunettes aliases, ranked for being the most annoying. It is up to 10 now so I can make a proper list. Enjoy.

1) “Meow” – by far the most annoying. Even after rage quitting like a faggot preteen asshole, it resurrected this one. I think it sticks with this one primarily because it is a real pussy nigger, hence the sound a cat makes, “meow”.

2) “Sweet” – it used this one for quite a few posts a few days ago, denied it was actually them, but it’s such a retarded INCEL dipshit, that it was plainly obvious within seconds of using this alias.

3) “Guzzled Candy” – again, it denied it was them under this one, but got called out almost instantly for being an immature jerkoff. It even called this alias a “retard” under a different alias of theirs, while trying to convince the regulars it wasn’t them – perhaps the only time it has ever been honest since it began commenting.

4) “cum” – even though it doesn’t post much under this one, the choice of name is so un-original that I had to get it in the top five. Plus, considering it is a raging INCEL, I have to doubt that it cums very often, considering it’s an annoying piece of shit that could turn off even the most aggressive, hyper-sexual individual.

5) “Natsuki” – I’m sure this one has to do with its infatuation with Anime, which is fitting considering it’s an immature asshole. Grow up kid. You can find this one trying to provoke OMH on this page. OMH does a great job of telling it to fuck off, rightfully so.

6) “4’10bruneete” – this was the original alias. Honestly, it started out alright, but after about a week of commenting, it showed its true colors for being a narcissistic, insecure attention whore. I reference this alias’s humble beginnings and then its morphing into a raging cunt in my short story “Deja Vu” found in the Creative writing section.

7) “Lurk Much” – this one it tried to sneak in, and probably would have been successful if it weren’t for Admin interacting with it, and then it gave itself away shortly after. It’s not too annoying under this one, but the fact that it’s a coward faggot jerkoff is irksome all the same.

8) “Cutesy” – even though it has only made a single comment under this one as of this writing, anyone choosing this as an alias is a fucking arrogant cunt jerkoff. Again, grow the fuck up kid.

9) “Kat” – it denies that this one is them, but the problem is, once you cry wolf 10^98368190 times, you just have to deal with being associated with your retardation. It’s plain as day, and we all encourage it to get back into professional therapy and on some antipsychotic meds.

10) “Fresh Brain Enjoyer” – this one is another new one it created to poorly disguise itself. It should try growing a brain instead of eating brains. Another fine example of how immature it really is.

I’ll be updating this list as it continues to cry, whine, bitch, moan, and spam all over this website. A new short story is in the works that will be published over on the Creative Writing section, a sequel to my “Deja Vu” chronicling its existence here.