Saccharine (2026)

Author: i hate movies

DUMB RETARDED LESBIAN MOVIE THAT IS WOKE AS FUCK CHINKY GIRL WITH SMALL PERKY BOOBS STUFFS HER FACE WITH CRAP CUS SHE FAT AF BUT WANTS TO LOSE WEIGHT SOME HOT AF AUSTRALIAN ARYAN PRINCESS OFFERS HER A PILL AND IT ENDS UP BEING ASH CAUSING CHINKY TO BE ADDICTED TO ASH FOR SOME REASON DID I MENTION SHES A LESBIAN COURSE SHE IS EVERYONE HAS TO BE LGBT NOW!!! SHES A DUMBASS MED STUDENT THAT CUTS UP BODIES AND ENDS UP STEALING THE BONES OF ONE BELONGING TO A BIG FAT ASS WHALE CONJURING ITS FAT ASS SPIRIT TO STALK HER ALSO SHE HAS 2 FRIENDS WHO LOOK LIKE FAT ASS FEMINISTS THAT RANT ON ABOUT HOW BIG IS BEAUTIFUL OMG THIS IS A REAAAAAAAAL WOMAN MMM LOOK AT MY ROLLS CONSTANTLY BULLYING THE CHINK CUS THE LANDWHALE FRIEND KNOWS ASIAN CHICKS GET PUSSY/DICK MORE THAN FATASS DYKES LOL HATE THAT BITCH ANYWAY SHE GOES SEE A WORKOUT TRAINER WHO IS INDIAN AND CHINK HAS A BIG WOMAN BONER FOR HER THEY EVENTUALLY KISS AND EAT MUFF LIKE LESBOS COOOOOOOOOR HAD TO PAUSE TO WANK TO THAT ANYWAY SHE STARTS GETTING POSSESED BY BIG BIRTHA GHOST MAKING HER STOMACH GRUMBLE FOR CUM AND MAKES HER BINGE EAT LIKE A BIG FAT PIGGY!!!!!! REST OF THE MOVIE IS JUST BORING ASS BIG FAT GHOST THUMPS AND CHINK BEING LIKE OMG WHAT THE FUCK AAA SCARY FAT GHOST AAAA I NEED TO EAT AAAAAAAAA!!! GIVE ME A BREAK ANYWAY SHE TELLS HER BIG FAT DYKE FRIEND SHES BEEN EATING BONES AND SEEING THE FATASS GHOST AND INSTEAD OF BEING REPORTED TO THE POLICE OR MENTAL WARD DYKE IS LIKE LOL ROCK ON DUDE!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH LIBERALS?? BIG BURTHA GHOSTY ENDS UP CRASHING OUT AND FAT LESBO FRIEND AUTOMATICALLY BELIEVES HER AGAIN WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH LIBRELS? TURNS OUT FAT GHOST WAS JUST AS MUCH OF A LOSER AS CHINK AND WAS A PIGGY WHOS JUST MAD AF SHES FAT AND DEAD LOL ANYWAY CHINK TAKES 2 BUMPS OF KET AND CUTS HERSELF UP CUS SHES MENTALLY ILL MAKING THE GHOST GO AWAY BUT UH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH SHE NOW CRAVES HUMAN FLESH AND EATS HER INDIAN GF WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW FUCKING JERKOFF MOVIE

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19 Comments
Tamir
Tamir
August 9, 2026 2:19 am

Its hard to take a review seriously when its all written in fucking caps and from the looks of it an eight year old throwing a hissy fit. Learn to use the caps lock key, dipshit. Also four stars with 16 votes? LMAO. I am certain this dogshit review was written by EUM’s notorious deranged retard known as Meow. More reviews from OMH soon.

Family Maker
Family Maker
August 9, 2026 2:00 am

This review is just fucking garbage. Meow voted 12 times with her VPN. It’s just dogshit. Worst review on EUM. OMH reviews are WAY, WAY better than this dogshit review. Watch the fucking jerkoff get all pissed off now.

guess u should quit
guess u should quit
August 8, 2026 7:15 pm

more droplets than any other OMH review? how interesting

Mysterious Stranger
Mysterious Stranger
August 8, 2026 7:04 pm

Omh is a bbc lovmg faggot

Fuck OMH
Fuck OMH
August 8, 2026 6:54 pm

Damn near choked reading Australian and Aryan in the same sentence🤣 Aussies are the dregs of England and the Brits are the niggers of Europe.

Wonderful review otherwise. Something an Old Mother Fag can learn from. 4*

chad thundercock
chad thundercock
August 8, 2026 6:53 pm

Why are we yelling

Momo
Momo
August 8, 2026 6:33 pm

D:

Old Mother Hubbard
Old Mother Hubbard
August 8, 2026 6:13 pm

Garbage review.

Mysterious Stranger
Mysterious Stranger
August 8, 2026 5:49 pm

This sounds like it was written by a 10 year old on meth and it’s somehow still better than OMH’s shitty reviews. WOW!