Old Mfer’s Top Tarded Aliases

Author: Cole's Back

Just poppin briefly 😁

1. gangsta (it cracks me up even today when I remember him talkin like a 60-year-old sub teacher’s idea of street chat)
2. Stuart Richards
3. Sabrina (His cruising alias when he puts on eyeliner and hits the streets)
4. Joyce – new one
5. John Forbes (misspelling of John Holmes)
6. Edna – could be his mama’s name. An ode to being repeatedly slapped with a fence post. He kinda misses that shit.

Ok bye.

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Old Mother Hubbard
Old Mother Hubbard
July 23, 2026 10:07 pm

Its nice to see you thinking of me 24/7 Cole just like the other fucking sourpuss asshole who you would argue with. Two big time fans of mine.

Solid List Overall
Solid List Overall
July 22, 2026 5:50 am

OMH is super popular – Ha – ha- ha- ha – ha
Everyone loves his lists – Ha – ha- ha- ha – ha

EUM Enjoyer
EUM Enjoyer
July 22, 2026 5:40 am

This post didn’t do so good. What happened? You can’t cheat the vote count anymore? Are you just finger poppin your asshole briefly you raging fucking faggot? Watch this fucking jerkoff have a meltdown now. HA HA you little asshole. Awwwwwww

Paul Cumdrinker
Paul Cumdrinker
July 21, 2026 8:58 pm

What the fuck is wrong with you? OMH is the GOAT

Eye Liner Kerry
Eye Liner Kerry
July 21, 2026 8:56 pm

Terrible list hasn’t even got a lot of votes and comments! Stop bullying the king of EUM!

Jill the shemale
Jill the shemale
July 21, 2026 8:55 pm

OMG such a trash list you’re just jealous of OMH

Old Mother Fucker
Old Mother Fucker
July 21, 2026 8:53 pm

Great list wow so creative unlike some people on here…. hahahha hmmm wonder who

IcebabyIcebabyIcebab
IcebabyIcebabyIcebab
July 21, 2026 8:01 pm

Careful, he’s gonna call you a smelly pimple faced retard and then say he’s the biggest star on EUM just because 1 or 2 people said he’s a fucking asshole LMAOOooo

Anyway the 1 star votes on this are 100% from OMH with his stupid ass vpns. Get a grip OMH you fucking noob.

Coles boyfriend OMH
Coles boyfriend OMH
July 21, 2026 6:59 pm

Only good post on lists