Top 5 Rumors About EUM Users

Author: alurker

Here are some rumours I’ve heard about EUM users:

1. They are all handsome and beautiful, both male and female users have full heads of heavenly, luscious hair. They are irresistibly attractive to members of both sexes.

2. They all have model-tier bodies.

3. They all smell great. The women smell like fresh spring flowers. The men smell indescribably good. They smell so good people walking by or sitting down next to them are subconsciously drawn to their scent and instantly form a positive impression of them without even meeting them.

4. They are very smart and academically successful. If you were to take IQ tests of EUM users, they would score in the top 10th percentile and above. They are also extremely empathetic, kind, and generous, even to complete strangers.

5. If not already, they will be in loving relationships in the future, and every day of their life will be filled with joy and happiness.

Are all of these true?

… YES ✅✅✅✅✅

– A lurker