Author: Cole
So I was fixin to rank my Top 250 movies but after spending half the day on it, I decided to just stick with my absolute Top 15 and then another 250 listed alphabetically.
Unlike some other old fat loudmouth around here I’m not gonna pretend I’ve seen every movie on EUM. I’d say I’ve probably watched around 70%.
I’m definitely biased toward Asian cinema, so you’re gonna see a whole lot of that in my lists. Before I found this site, the only Asian movies I’d really seen were Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon and a few Bruce Lee flicks 🤣
MY TOP 15 (RANKED)
1. Oldboy 2003
2. Memories of Murder 2003
3. August Underground’s Mordum 2003 Maggot Cut
4. A Serbian Film 2010
5. Carcinoma 2014
6. Funny Games 1997
7. War Zone 1999
8. Lilya 4-Ever 2002
9. Mysterious Skin 2004
10. Tumbling Doll of Flesh 1998
11. Wedding Trough 1974
12. Come and See 1985
13. In a Glass Cage 1986
14. Sweet Whip 2013
15. Murder Set Pieces 2004
MY TOP 250 (SORTED ALPHABETICALLY)
1. 13 Tzameti 2005
2. 3-Iron 2004
3. 3096 Days-2013
4. 7 Days 2010
5. 8MM 1999
6. A Clockwork Orange 1971
7. A Garden Without Birds 1992
8. A Girl at My Door 2014
9. Adam Chaplin 2011
10. Adam’s Apples 2005
11. Adoration 2019
12. Aftermath 1994
13. All Night Long 1992
14. Alleluia 2014
15. Amateur Porn Star Killer 2006
16. American Guinea Pig 2: Bloodshock 2015
17. American History X 1998
18. American Psycho 2000
19. An American Crime 2007
20. Angel Guts High School Coed 1978
21. Angel Guts Red Classroom 1979
22. Angel Heart 1987
23. Art of Crying 2006
24. Atrocious 2015
25. August Underground 3
26. Basket Case 1982
27. Bastard Out of Carolina 1996
28. Battle Royale 2000
29. Be My Cat: A Film for Anne 2015
30. Beau Pere 1981
31. Beautiful Kate 2009
32. Bedevilled 2010
33. Benny’s Video 1992
34. Big Bad Wolves 2013
35. Bitter Moon 1992
36. Blight of Humanity 2018
37. Blood Tea and Red String 2006
38. Boston Strangler 1968
39. Boxing Helena 1993
40. Boy A 2007
41. Boy in the Striped Pajamas 2008
42. Bunny Game 2010
43. Calvaire 2004
44. Cannibal 2006
45. Cannibal 2013
46. Cannibal Holocaust 1980
47. Cargo 200 2007
48. Carrie 1976
49. Cement Garden 1993
50. Chaser 2008
51. Child of Rage 1992
52. Christiane F. 1981
53. Citizen X 1995
54. Cold Fish 2010
55. Collector 1965
56. Compliance 2012
57. Concrete 2004
58. Crazy Murder 2014
59. Creep 2014
60. Dancer in the Dark 2000
61. Deadgirl 2008
62. Dear Mr. Gacy 2010
63. Debris Documentar 2012
64. Deliverance 1972
65. Deranged 1974
66. Devils 1971
67. Disgrace 2008
68. Dogs Don’t Wear Pants 2019
69. Dogtooth 2009
70. Downloading Nancy 2008
71. Eden Lake 2008
72. Efterskalv 2015
73. Evil Dead 1981
74. Evil Dead 2 1987
75. Excision 2012
76. Exorcist 1973
77. Extremities 1986
78. Eyes of My Mother 2016
79. Face 2000
80. Falling Down 1993
81. Father Is a Dog 2010
82. Festen 1998
83. Fine Dead Girls 2002
84. Flesh Meat Dolls 2016
85. Freeze Me 2000
86. Frontiers 2007
87. Gardens of the Night 2008
88. Girl Hell 1999
89. Girl Next Door 2007
90. Golden Glove 2019
91. Goodbye Uncle Tom Italian Cut
92. Grave of the Fireflies 1988
93. Gray Man 2007
94. Great Ecstasy of Robert Carmichael 2005
95. Green Elephant 1999
96. Grotesque 2009
97. Guinea Pig 1: Devil’s Experiment 1985
98. Guinea Pig 2: Flower of Flesh & Blood 1985
99. Gutterballs 2008
100. Hana-bi 1997
101. Happiness 1998
102. Hated: GG Allin & the Murder Junkies 1993
103. Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer 1986
104. High Tension 2003
105. Hilary and Jackie 1998
106. Hope 2013
107. Human Centipede 1 2009
108. Human Centipede 2 Color 2015
109. I Am Trash 2014
110. I Saw The Devil 2010
111. I Spit on Your Grave 2010
112. I Stand Alone 1998
113. Ichi The Killer 2001
114. Idiots 1998
115. In Her Skin 2009
116. In My Skin 2002
117. In the Realm of the Senses 1976
118. Irreversible 2002
119. Island of Death 1976
120. Jacob’s Ladder 1990
121. Jagten 2012
122. Julien Donkey-Boy 1999
123. Juvenile Crime 1997
124. Killer Inside Me 2010
125. King of Thieves 2004
126. Kite 1998
127. Klip 2012
128. Lamb 2015
129. Lies 1999
130. Liverleaf 2018
131. Lolita 1962
132. Lolita 1997
133. Lolita Vibrator Torture 1987
134. Love Exposure 2008
135. Ma Mere 2004
136. Mai-chan’s Daily Life 2014
137. Malena 2000
138. Man Bites Dog 1992
139. Mandragora 1997
140. Marquis 1989
141. Martyrs 2008
142. May 2002
143. Meat Grinder Uncut 2009
144. Megan Is Missing 2011
145. Melancholie der Engel Extended Cut
146. Michael 2011
147. Midori 1992
148. Midori: The Camellia Girl 2016
149. Moebius 2013
150. Mondo Cane 1962
151. Monsieur Hire 1989
152. Mother Is A Whore 2009
153. Mum & Dad 2008
154. Necro Files 1 1997
155. Nekromantik 1987
156. Nekromantik 2 1991
157. Next Sohee 2022
158. Nightcrawler 2014
159. No Child of Mine 1997
160. No Way Home 1996
161. Nobody Knows 2004
162. Notes on a Scandal 2006
163. One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest 1975
164. Orozco the Embalmer 2001
165. Owning Mahowny 2003
166. Painted Bird 2019
167. Passion of the Christ 2004
168. Peeping Tom 1960
169. Perfume: The Story of a Murderer 2006
170. Philosophy of a Knife 2008
171. Piano Teacher 2001
172. Pieles 2017
173. Pieta 2012
174. Pig Pen 2015
175. Pink Flamingos 1972
176. Pixote 1980
177. Playground 2016
178. Pledge 2001
179. Pola X 1999
180. Polisse 2011
181. Polytechnique 2009
182. Prisoners 2013
183. Profane 2011
184. Rampage 2009
185. Ratcatcher 1999
186. Re-Animator 1985
187. ReGOREgitated Sacrifice 2008
188. Requiem for a Dream 2000
189. Rifleman of the Voroshilov Regiment 1999
190. River 1997
191. River’s Edge 1986
192. Romance X 1999
193. Romper Stomper 1992
194. Rosemary’s Baby 1968
195. Russia 88 2009
196. Salo – 120 Days of Sodom 1975
197. Savage Love 2012
198. Seasoning House 2012
199. Secret in Their Eyes 2009
200. Shrew’s Nest 2014
201. Silence 2010
202. Silence of the Lambs 1991
203. Silenced 2011
204. Singapore Sling 1990
205. Slaughtered Vomit Dolls 2006
206. Slut 2011
207. Snowtown Murders 2011
208. Snuff 102 2007
209. Splatter: Naked Blood 1996
210. Spoorloos 1988
211. Stoic 2009
212. Strange Thing About the Johnsons 2011
213. Straw Dogs 1971
214. Strella 2009
215. Suntan 2016
216. Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance 2002
217. Taxidermia 2006
218. Terrifier 2 2022
219. Terrifier 2016
220. Tesis 1996
221. That Lovely Girl 2014
222. The Heart Is Deceitful Above All Things 2004
223. The House That Jack Built 2018
224. The Skin I Live In 2011
225. Thelma 2017
226. Three Girls 2017
227. Thriller: A Cruel Picture 1973
228. Til Madness Do Us Part 2013
229. Tin Can Man 2007/2012
230. Tony 2009
231. Touch 2002
232. Treatment 2014
233. Triumph Of The Will 1935
234. Trouble Every Day 2001
235. Twentynine Palms 2003
236. Unloved 2009
237. Verfolgt 2006
238. Village of Doom 1983
239. We Need to Talk About Kevin 2011
240. Weakness of the Bolshevik 2003
241. Where the Dead Go to Die 2012
242. Who’s Watching Oliver 2017
243. Wij 2018
244. Wolf Creek 2005
245. Women’s Flesh: My Red Guts 1999
246. Woodsman 2004
247. XXY 2007
248. Xiu Xiu: The Sent-Down Girl 1998
249. Your Name Is Justine 2005
250. Zero Day 2002
ANOTHER 100 WORTH WATCHING FOR SURE AND BECAUSE THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT MOVIES ON HERE
1. A Simple Plan 1998
2. Accused 2005
3. Angst 1983
4. Anguish 1987
5. Antibodies 2005
6. Antichrist 2009
7. Believer 2001
8. Black Sheep 2006
9. Brutal 2017
10. Buoyancy 2019
11. Caligula 1982
12. Caterpillar 2010
13. Celluloid Nightmares 1999
14. Chained 2012
15. Country Teacher 2008
16. Crash 1996
17. Criminal Lovers 1999
18. Cronicas 2004
19. Daddy’s Little Girl 2014
20. Dead Nude Girls 2013
21. Dead Snow 2009
22. Donnie Darko 2004
23. Dumplings 2004
24. Eat The Schoolgirl 1997
25. Elephant 2003
26. Family Portraits: A Trilogy of America 2003
27. Fantom Kiler 4 2008
28. Feed 2005
29. Filth 2013
30. Fox and His Friends 1975
31. Freeway 1996
32. Ginger Snaps 2000
33. Goodnight Mommy 2014
34. Grey Wolf 2012
35. Hard Candy 2005
36. Hausu 1977
37. Header 2006
38. Headless 2015
39. Hobo with a Shotgun 2011
40. Horseman 2008
41. Hostel 2005
42. House on the Edge of the Park 1980
43. I Stay with You 2014
44. I’ll Never Die Alone 2008
45. In My Father’s Den 2004
46. In the Name Of 2013
47. Inside 2007
48. Interview 1998
49. Invisible Man 2020
50. Joe 1970
51. Joy of Torture 2: Shogun’s Sadism 1976
52. July Rhapsody 2002
53. Karla 2006
54. Kissed 1996
55. Kotoko 2011
56. Lawn Dogs 1997
57. Loved Ones 2009
58. Lovely Bones 2009
59. Machinist 2004
60. Malamore 1982
61. Melissa P. 2005
62. Men Behind the Sun 1988
63. Misery 1990
64. Miss Meadows 2014
65. Miss Violence 2013
66. Mommie Dearest 1981
67. Ms .45 1981
68. Nothing Bad Can Happen 2013
69. Ostermontag 1991
70. Pig 2010
71. Princess 2014
72. Red Road 2006
73. Ruins 2008
74. Schramm 1993
75. Scrapbook 2000
76. Secret Things 2002
77. Secretary 2002
78. Seed 2007
79. Serial Mom 1994
80. Siren 2016
81. Sonny Boy 1989
82. South Mill District 2018
83. Strange Circus 2005
84. Subconscious Cruelty 2000
85. Suicide Club 2001
86. Teeth 2007
87. The Other Side 2015
88. Themroc 1973
89. To Die For 1995
90. Trauma 2017
91. Tribe 2014
92. Troubled Water 2008
93. Una 2016
94. Untold Story 1993
95. Untraceable 2008
96. Visitor Q 2001
97. Vulgar 2000
98. Wakolda 2013
99. What Ever Happened to Baby Jane? 1962
100. Woman 2011
The Problem With Old Mother Hubbard
Post a movie list and he’ll be right there trash talkin it, carrying on about how his next list’s gonna be so much better, or hollerin out new assignments like “Show me your top Asian movies” or “Let’s see your best Al Pacino list.”
Lord help you if somebody says they didn’t like even ONE movie off his list. Man throws himself a full-on hissy fit and starts barkin “Well let’s see your list then!”
Wouldn’t surprise me none if he tries orderin lists at restaurants whenever his mama lets him eat out.
This here’s MY list, Old Motherfucker. If you don’t like it then scoot on outta here and crawl back in your cupboard.
Here’s an older list of my top 10 favorite movies I have seen on EUM (in no particular order):
1. 7 Days (2010)
2. Alleluia (2014)
3. Buoyancy (2019)
4. Dead Man’s Shoes (2004)
5. Dogs Don’t Wear Pants (2019)
6. The Golden Glove (2019)
7. Henry 2: Portrait of a Serial Killer – Mask of Sanity (1996)
8. The Painted Bird (2019)
9. Strella (2009)
10. Men Behind The Sun 1 (1988)
This list will be slightly modified when I finish watching every movie on EUM this Sunday. Cole – I thought you would like to see what a really great list of movies looks like. By all means, make a fool out of yourself and say these films suck and say that “Tumbling Doll Of Flesh” (1998) is better than any of the films on my list.
“Tumbling Doll of Flesh” (1998) is #10 on your favorite movies on EUM? That one is going to be in my WORST OF list. What’s your favorite part in “Memories of Murder” (2003)? Is it when the goofy police detective is in the gay bath house looking at Asian pricks for comic relief?
Just to pick one: 117. In the Realm of the Senses 1976.
Did you really enjoy it. I watched at the cinema and was bored shitless so I never contemplated ever watching again.
As for asian films. These are ones I watched recently and enjoyed but are not on here.
The Street Fighter, 1971 – Standard fight the bad guys.
Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky, 1991 – Gutsy manga style fighting (worthy of this place)
The Seventh Curse, 1986 – Silly story where an Eraser Head baby fights the preditor.
Adrenaline Drive, 1999 – Comedy with gangsters
Blow the Night!, 1983 – Solvent sniffing Japanese teens. I could only find unsubbed version….