…when not watching films or shit-posting.
1. Play drums
2. Study Japanese
3. Grow Lavender
4. Art, mainly sculpture
5. Read books
….currently learning how to sew clothes but nothing remotely wearable yet.
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4 Comments
gwendoline
May 22, 2026 12:05 am
i bet you suck ass on the drums you’re one of the biggest fucking assholes on here ha ha you fucking jerk
Old Mother Cole
May 19, 2026 7:42 am
1. Spend all day waitin’ for a movie to come on so I can run to Google and ChatGPT, steal everybody else’s opinions, mash em together, then sprinkle in some fake news which is usually my own fantasies like wishing Pacino would bone me in a Cruising scene.
2. Obsessively refresh the comments every ten damn minutes hopin’ somebody said my name so I can come stompin in runnin my mouth for no reason like some drunk idiot at the end of the bar nobody invited into the conversation. I’m just lonely.
3. Spend three damn days copypastin movie titles cause I’m too dumb to figure out an easier way to make a list.
4. Keep spamming EVERY SINGLE MOVIE section on how I’m going to make a list. The greatest list ever. Still somehow unfinished six months later.
5. Get bitter as hell anytime somebody outshines me. Then spend days cryin about their lists even though half the movies I watch fly right over my head. And if somebody notices, I gotta make excuses like “I went for a wee” or “plot is phony and convoluted and bullshit.”
6. Keep polishing my lists and extending my deadline cause I’m actually a big fat pussy terrified people will either laugh at it or even worse, don’t give a damn at all.
That’s 5 things I like to do. Might be 4. Hard to count when mama kept me shut in the dark all day and fed me bullshit.
i bet you suck ass on the drums you’re one of the biggest fucking assholes on here ha ha you fucking jerk
1. Spend all day waitin’ for a movie to come on so I can run to Google and ChatGPT, steal everybody else’s opinions, mash em together, then sprinkle in some fake news which is usually my own fantasies like wishing Pacino would bone me in a Cruising scene.
2. Obsessively refresh the comments every ten damn minutes hopin’ somebody said my name so I can come stompin in runnin my mouth for no reason like some drunk idiot at the end of the bar nobody invited into the conversation. I’m just lonely.
3. Spend three damn days copypastin movie titles cause I’m too dumb to figure out an easier way to make a list.
4. Keep spamming EVERY SINGLE MOVIE section on how I’m going to make a list. The greatest list ever. Still somehow unfinished six months later.
5. Get bitter as hell anytime somebody outshines me. Then spend days cryin about their lists even though half the movies I watch fly right over my head. And if somebody notices, I gotta make excuses like “I went for a wee” or “plot is phony and convoluted and bullshit.”
6. Keep polishing my lists and extending my deadline cause I’m actually a big fat pussy terrified people will either laugh at it or even worse, don’t give a damn at all.
That’s 5 things I like to do. Might be 4. Hard to count when mama kept me shut in the dark all day and fed me bullshit.