Author: Old Mother Hubbard
“Old Mother Hubbard’s 25 Picks for WORST Films on EUM” (in no particular order)
Note: I only choose 1 Dakota Ray, 1 August Underground, 1 Camp Blood, 1 Amateur Porn Star Killer, 1 American Guinea Pig, etc. because they would have taken up all 25 spots.
1. 100 Tears (2007)
2. 100 Years Of Adolf Hitler (1989)
3. Amateur Porn Star Killer (2006)
4. American Guinea Pig 3: The Song Of Solomon (2017)
5. Animal Soup (2009)
6. August Underground’s Penance (2007)
7. A Hole In My Heart (2004)
8. Video Nasty (2011)
9. Black Mass Of The Nazi Sex Wizard (2015)
10. Ostermontag (1991)
11. Director’s Cut (2016)
12. Camp Blood 5 (2016)
13. Cohasset Snuff Film (2012)
14. Death-Scort Service 3 (2018)
15. Freezer Baby (2024)
16. Woman’s Flesh: My Red Guts (1999)
17. Lolita Vibrator Torture (1987)
18. Rampage: Hillside Strangler Murders (2006)
19. Tumbling Doll Of Flesh (1998)
20. Sunken Danish (2012)
21. Torment (2017)
22. Violent Shit 1 (1989)
23. Star Vehicle (2010)
24. Snuff (1976)
25. Prince Of The Crimson Void (2022)
Here are 2 of my other great lists:
“Old Mother Hubbard’s Top 10 Favorite Asian Films on EUM” (in alphabetical order)
1. A Touch Of Sin (2013)
2. The Boxer’s Omen (1983)
3. Cold Fish (2010)
4. Crickets (2006)
5. Grave Of The Fireflies (2005)
6. Hope (2013)
7. Kotoko (2011)
8. Men Behind The Sun 1 (1988)
9. Nobody Knows (2004)
10. Village Of Doom (1983)
“Old Mother Hubbard’s Top 25 Favorite Mainstream/Hollywood/Blockbuster Films on EUM” (sort of in order) (This list was hard to make because I had a list of 45 films and I didn’t want to cut any of them)
1. The Exorcist (1973) – Original Version – not Director’s Cut
2. Cruising (1980)
3. Deliverance (1972)
4. Angel Heart (1987)
5. What Ever Happened To Baby Jane? (1962)
6. The Boy In The Striped Pajamas (2008)
7. Before The Devil Knows You’re Dead (2007)
8. Rosemary’s Baby (1968)
9. The Boston Strangler (1968)
10. One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest (1975)
11. A Clockwork Orange (1971)
12. Citizen X (1995)
13. We Need To Talk About Kevin (2011)
14. Prisoners (2013)
15. Sleepers (1996)
16. Zodiac (2007)
17. Murder By Numbers (2002)
18. Bully (2001)
19. The Machinist (2004)
20. Mississippi Burning (1988)
21. Enemy (2013)
22. Identity (2003)
23. Misery (1990)
24. Straw Dogs (1971)
25. To Die For (1995)
Enjoy!
Your lists are so much better than corny Cole’s lists. Cole is always trying to get people to notice him after the list page was specifically created for OMH. Cole’s new lists are a joke. Mum and Dad at #3.
This is the way to make lists! Your lists are professional as opposed to that angry creep Cole and his half baked lists. I saw his top 15 and I laughed because it was such a joke. He obviously doesn’t know shit about movies.
These lists are very good.
WOW!!! These lists are AWESOME!!! Much better than Cole’s garbage lists.
Love this! When’s your other lists coming out?
I will watch some of your recommendations!
You didn’t like Lolita Vibrator Torture (1987)? You must be a closeted homosexual.
As most sequels are not as good as the original not sure putting sequels on the list counts. If the original is shit then I can see the point but even the gods when they add parts of a series comment they are only posted to for completion purposes. What a cop-out.
As for no. 19 its not a very good film in terms of production but a worthy watch and exactly what I wanted to see when comming to this site. It is the only film out of the list that I have watched and would recomend to people who are into actually fucked up films.
This sucks fucking ass. Glad your lists are finally starting to get the ratings they deserve. (Which is actually a 1, but 2.7 still indicates it’s shit).
haven’t watched any of those 25, feeling #blessed 🙏🙏
Cole’s miserable cunt is really aching today. He’s on his 5th box of maxi-pads to try to relieve the stress of my upcoming top 100 list. He’s obviously lost his fucking marbles over my list. I’ve never seen anyone so jealous in all my life. I encourage everyone to read his comments. He needs fucking help.
Holy hell, this thing’s really circlin the drain ever since I started commentin haha. I swear I haven’t manipulated anything. I hit it with one single 1star as payback for you constantly droppin 1s on my list, even after I was generous enough to give your bitter and hilariously vengeful Asian list a 4-star rating in the first place. Your type doesn’t understand decency.
Now scoot.
Where is Memories of Murder you pussy. Spent three damn years runnin your mouth about that movie but didn’t have the testicles to add it to your damn list. What’s the matter? Too scared to reveal what a ignorant jackass you’ve been on all cinema that’s Asian hahaha.
side note – classic Old Motherfucker playbook on display again. This list went up while I was sittin down to watch the Columnist, and within about one minute it already had two 5-star ratings magically appear outta nowhere.
it’s still crazy to me that there’s an american guinea pig series. also i appreciate the third list here, i tend not to watch a lot of hollywood films, so it’s nice to have a point of reference for which ones are actually worth it : )
Coming in early June 2026 is the long awaited “Old Mother Hubbard’s Top 100 Favorite Films on EUM” and it is absolutely spectacular!!!
Please enjoy the 3 great lists that I have shared so far and have a great holiday weekend!
Thanks everybody!