The Boys

Author: Meow

Season 5 was a bit disappointing but it wasn’t the worst.

My fav characters to least.

1. Homelander: He’s an asshole but his mummy issues are real. Those scenes of him sucking the titties and drinking breast milk, I get him.
2. Soldier Boy: Kinda annoying at times though.
3. Billy Butcher: A character that becomes bad by trying to get revenge is always interesting.
4. Black Noir: Underrated.
5: Ashley Barret: Don’t really care much for her actual character but whenever she comes screen it’s pretty funny.
6: Stormfront: I know she’s a Nazi I don’t like that part but she seemed a good match for Homelander to be honest would love to see more female villainesses like her. A true dommy mommy. Would love for her to slam me against the wall.

Least

1. The Deep: he’s funny but would hate him SO much IRL.
2. Starlight: Bullied Firecracker at 13 and we’re supposed to think of her as the most moral character? Also sometimes TOO moral. I love a moral queen but hers was just too much at times.
3: Ryan: He’s just boring far too much screen time.

Other character are in the middle I don’t hate or love them.

My favourite seasonings.

This tricky cause I watched it all relatively long ago but whatever.

1. Season 2
2. Season 1
3. Season 3
4. Season 4
5. Season 5

I liked all seasons so don’t take this seriously.

Also does anyone else feel kinda bad for Homelander? He has clear mummy issues and he is very traumatised. The scene where he tortured and kills all the evil scientists from his childhood was AMAZING, bravo Danny Koo. That scene was amazing.

If I had his powers I’d kill Trump and force everyone to let me become president. Then I’d make it illegal to post anything negative about me and make it legally required for people to keep a photo of me in their homes.

Then I’d get Putin too and all the rest of my haters. I would stop World War this way and instead incite World Peace. I’d force the cuck Elon Musk to hand out all his money to poor folks.

Also that scene of Homelander dying is good.