Author: lacey
welcome to my list, here i am ranking the sharknado movies from worst to best.
enjoy my list
6. sharknado 5
5. sharknado 4
4. sharknado 6
3. sharknado 2
2. sharknado 3
1. sharknado 1
i hope you enjoyed my list, thanks for reading
bye.
@Meow It got canned for being a Reddit pasta 👉👈 But you knew that already.
Oh man. I ate too much sushi and overdid the wasabi. Now I feel sick. And I don’t even like sushi.
Meow throwing a hissy fit because her shitty review didnt get uploaded awww cry more JERKOFF
OMH is so upset today its hilarious
OMH is upswet, he’s so mwad. He’s gwonna cwie.
Can we actually get creative with the insults instead of being childish with the you’re gay jokes holy shit
OMH LOVES AI SO MUCH HE EVEN MAKES AI SEX STORIES OF HIM AND ADMIN
which one is the one abby lee miller is in?
Someone said OMH is a fucking cunt that sucks Admin off daily and even licks his toes. This is very true.
MEOW IS SO JEALOUS OF OMH LMFAO GROW UP
Someone said OMH is super jealous of Meow and he’s really insecure.
Someone said that Meow is super mad that the Admin wouldn’t “green light” her review. Absolutely true. He just wound her up and let her go.
Someone said OMH has really good twerking skills. True or false?
Meow is super upset today that the Admin didn’t put up her review. My review got “green lit” no problem.
Someone said OMH places peanut butter on Admins balls and licks it off. Is that true?
OMH should stay mad. Keep fuming buddy. LOL. Stay mad OMH. You act like a 10 year old.
Someone said OMH has the number 67 and 69 tattooed on his juicy, big, bouncy butt. Is that true?
Admin loves gay sex with OMH especially when OMH farts on his face LMAOOOOO
Is it bad I want to have gay sex with OMH?
Meow’s review just gets buried in the comments of some unrelated post, never to be heard from again.
Look at how riled up Meow gets everyone just by existing. I guess that’s why Admin refuses to post her review, as everyone will start bitching and whining because they’re so jealous of her perfection. How pathetic.
Meow is god and OMH is jealous.
What’s interesting to me is the deeper meaning and symbols of the film. The film is really about two women. Sarah, and her friend, Juno. The film opens with Sarah losing both her husband and child in a horrific wreck. Over the course of the movie, it becomes apparent that the accident was caused because the husband was distracted and upset over an affair he was having with Juno. Sarah is aware, at least subconsciously, of Juno’s betrayal and that it lead to the deaths of her husband and child. She is not in a place mentally or emotionally to acknowledge it on a conscious level. When Sarah awakens from the wreck, there is a sequence where she runs from darkness. The darkness symbolizes a call to action. Sarah rejects it by running from it. She isn’t ready yet. This is classically what chase dreams are about. The dreamer is being pursued by their subconscious given horrible form. If the dreamer can make a conscious effort to stop running and speak to the scary thing chasing them, that dreamer’s unconscious will speak directly to the dreamer. This would be the conscious (dreamer) dropping the ego defense (running) and interacting with the subconscious (chaser) to gain new insight. A year passes and Juno get all the friends together to go spelunking. She lies and takes them to a cave she has discovered because she wants Sarah and her to be the ones who find the cave complex and name it. In… Read more »
Meow is such a loser hope admin blocks everything she writes HA HA HA DESERVED
WHAT THE HELL WHY DIDNT YOU POST MY REVIEW OF THE DESCENT 2005 ADMIN I SPENT SO LONG WRITING THAT REVIEW