Author: Meow
Rating some things that’s happened in my life
1. Hallucinations – I got this SUPER weird form of a “high” like I was dying, but high. I hallucinated a few things like a painting of pills on the roof and voices of people I know. I actually experienced memory loss during that time, so I’m sure there was some more wild shit that I can’t remember. I really didn’t even feel real, I felt like a ghost. My heart rate was like 150+ too, so yeah, just a weird high. It was scary but that was the calmest I’ve ever felt. Probably wouldn’t ever do it again though.
2. Eating 1 and a half toothpastes at 11 – I don’t know what I was thinking doing this but holy shit it tasted horrendous.
3. Being on Twitter at 11 – Definitely traumatised me a bit, saw some wild shit online at that age. Even had a whole ass account that I kept for a few years until Twitter became genuinely unbearable. Twitter is literally just full of the mentally insane, no joke.
4. Seeing people I hate get karma – Pretty nice feeling honestly
5. Getting my cat for the first time ever – Still remember when he was just a tiny kitten. He would sleep with me in my arms at night.
6. Annoying someone and getting into a fight – Still sometimes think about this at night, was pretty fun. I was intentionally annoying someone who’s super annoying and we kinda got into a physical fight. What can ya say, some people just are dramatic…
Hey Meow – that guy John is writing shit about you all over this website, on the “Lists” page, on “The Retard Page” and even on the movie pages. He’s saying you weigh over 300 pounds, you have the face of a fucking rhinoceros and you smell like a walking stick of dogshit. He also said, and I quote, “If that buffalo gets angry and comes charging at you, you better run.” Do you go to school with this guy or something?
OMH BENDS OVER FOR COLE “OMG FUCK ME JUST DESTROY MY ABUS DADDY!!
Ugh.. I give up! Moew is the best list writer on this site..
I worship BBC. I am a slave to Tyrone. I love nigger dicks!
OMH IS A BBC LOVING COCK SUCKER!!!!!!!!!
ONH is mad. LMFAO.
OMH is jealous of me. Can you believe him? LMFAO.
Notice how Meows posts always get 100+ comments?
Hey Meow you fucking asshole – Go spam on “The Retard Page” where you belong you fucking jerkoff. Die you fucking cunt.
I’m OMH someone needs to pull that coconut out of my butt
Hey Meow you fucking douche – Go spam on “The Retard Page” where you belong you fucking jerkoff. Die you fucking cunt.
OMH LOVES BBC
OMH IS A LOSER
OMH IS JEALOUS OF MEOW
OMH WISHES HE WAS STILL IN HIS GOLDEN DAYS
OMH HAD 0 GROUPIES CUS HE WAS UGLY AF
OMH IS LEECHING OFF HIS POOR WIFE
OMH IS A MENACE TO SOCIETY!!
I recommend chad thunderthucks Brown Bunny review its pretty funny they are probably one of the blessings that keep this website alive! We cba with corpses copying and pasting AI generated reviews anymore
Here’s a classic: OMH’s “Brown Bunny” review –
“Brown Bunny” (2003)
Yes, it’s slow. Yes, Chole Sevigny did something that turned out to be controversial, but it never really happened anyway, right? The pay off is pretty good and it’s a decent film. What is more interesting about the film is the backlash and ridicule it received at Cannes and the Vincent Gallo – Roger Ebert feud that happened because of it. I like Vincent Gallo and Chole Sevigny but this film gets 3 stars from me.
Fuck you Meow. Spam on “The Retard Page” where you belong you fucking jerkoff. Die you fucking cunt.
Hey OMH you little asshole– spam on “The BBC Page” where you belong you fucking jerkoff. Die you fucking cunt.
“An Poem About Jerkoff Meow”
Fuck you Meow. Spam on “The Retard Page” where you belong you fucking jerkoff. Die you fucking cunt.
Here’s an old chestnut: OMH’s “Brown Bunny” review –
“Brown Bunny” (2003)
Yes, it’s slow. Yes, Chole Sevigny did something that turned out to be controversial, but it never really happened anyway, right? The pay off is pretty good and it’s a decent film. What is more interesting about the film is the backlash and ridicule it received at Cannes and the Vincent Gallo – Roger Ebert feud that happened because of it. I like Vincent Gallo and Chole Sevigny but this film gets 3 stars from me.
Fuck you Meow. Spam on “The Retard Page” where you belong you fucking jerkoff. Die you fucking cunt.
Hey Meow you little asshole– spam on “The Retard Page” where you belong you fucking jerkoff. Die you fucking cunt.
BBC for life.
LMAOOOOO ADMIN DELETED YOUR COMMENT!!!! YOU MAD OMH?!? DAMN YOUR COCKSUCKING SKILLS MUSTVE GONE DOWN LATELY LOLLLL! YOU MISSING COLE??? ADMIN HATES YOU LMFAOOOOOOOO
wow.. so beautiful old mother hubbbard
Hey Meow – spam on “The Retard Page” where you belong you fucking jerkoff. Die you fucking cunt.
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A blast from the past: OMH’s “Brown Bunny” review –
“Brown Bunny” (2003)
Yes, it’s slow. Yes, Chole Sevigny did something that turned out to be controversial, but it never really happened anyway, right? The pay off is pretty good and it’s a decent film. What is more interesting about the film is the backlash and ridicule it received at Cannes and the Vincent Gallo – Roger Ebert feud that happened because of it. I like Vincent Gallo and Chole Sevigny but this film gets 3 stars from me.
Hey Meow – Go spam on “The Retard Page” where you belong you fucking jerkoff. Die you fucking cunt.
I fucking hate omh what an annoying cunt he is
69 Comments… OMH loves 69ing with Admin and Cole LOLLLLLLL
What happened to Chad’s “Brown Bunny” review? LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG I DID NOT COMMENT THAT!!! THAT WAS ADMIN
Look at how pissed off jerkoff Meow is. Go spam on “The Retard Page” where you belong you fucking jerkoff. Die you fucking cunt.
I am an annoying stupid idiot.
omh is an annoying cunt-uh
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he should really just die
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he really is schizophrenic
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he’s such a flaming faggot
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cry to the admin again-hen
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he thinks you’re a jerkoff
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all your comment sections
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will be ruined from no on-on
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try using all-alts
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that won’t-ont work-urk
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once meow finds you-yah
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you’ll wish you’d died to that giant dildo you used-yuh
Meow – go spam on “The Retard Page” where you belong you fucking jerkoff. Die cunt.
OMH cries himself to sleep knowing he will never be able to suck on my titties. Hey OMH I reviewed the recent movie faster than you. Jealous, retard? LMAOOOOII
OMH is a good example of why Americans are the most retarded people on the planet
Jerkoff Meow should be spamming on “The Retard Page” where cheap shit belongs. If you’re listening Meow I hope you die you fucking cunt and many others on here wish the same.
OMHs jealousy of Meow is CRAAAAZY
Jerkoff Meow should spam on “The Retard Page” where cheap shit belongs. If you’re listening Meow I hope you die you fucking cunt and many others on here wish the same.
ONH SOUNDS REALLY SAD AND UPSWET!!! HES GONNA CRY!!!!! LMAOOOOO! GO SUCK COLE OFF WHY DONT YOU MATE
Jerkoff cunt Meow spams on every page on this website. She should only be allowed to spam on “The Retard Page” which was created for that specific purpose. If you’re listening Meow I hope you fucking die you cunt.
IS OMH MAD??? AWWWIE
Meow spams on every fucking page on this website. Major fucking jerkoffs like Meow should go to “The Retard Page” where they belong. Die cunt.
1. “Help me Im stuck!!!” by far the best, too iconic, shaped porn for decades. I watch porn with this intro and it’s amazing. Only con is that it can be quite unrealistic at times. Hot asf thiugh gets my pp hard
2. Haters to lovers AMAMZING especially if they sex after argument SOOOOOOOOOO HOT i lovee that it’s always so passionate
3. Any kind of plot SOOO GOOD plot porn is underrated without plot I just can’t get hard sadly
Honerable mention: I LOVE DRINKING MY OWN CUM ITS SI FUCKING FINE YUMU AHHHHHHI LOVE IT LUV IT IT TASTES LIKE VANILLA AND COOKIES I LOVE MY CUM HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAYAYAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAG
Here’s a deal… change the About part of the Creative Writing to say something about me and I’ll be less annoying. I swear on my life…
Does Admin not like the porn intros list? UPLOAD IT NOW!!!! We all know OMH wants to see it… ❤️ LMFAOOOOOO OMH IS SO MAD AHAHHAHAHAHAH. What an immature little piece of shit OMH is!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLLL IM LAUGHING SO HARD WAHHHHH MEOW AND HER ALTS WAHHHHHH
I’ve moved the Brown Bunny review to the EUM page. That’s been the policy here and I made a mistake earlier by approving it here (mind was altered by THAT thread in the shitposts section).
Having said that – this page doesn’t belong to any one person and their opinion on how it should be run are welcome as comments but nothing else
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Lists of any type are welcome here, so long as they have some decent content. This is not a Movies-Only list page.
Save this type of shit for the “Retard Page.” You have your own dedicated page where you can be a fucking moron all day. This page was made for people who want to discuss movies. If you want to be a fucking moron constantly, which you obviously do, do it where you are suppose to do it. You’ve basically ruined the “Creative Writing” page with your 200 alts and your constant spamming.