Top 5 Rumours About OMH

Author: Meow

Here are some rumours I’ve heard about OMH on EUM. I wouldn’t have done this, but he decided to be a little rat, so I’m doing it.

1. He’s balding. Someone named “Jake” said OMH has really gross looking hair. He said OMH has almost no hair left but refuses to actually go bald. So, OMH looks really fucking stupid and ugly with his weird receding hairline.

2. He’s fat as FUCK. Someone named Jill said she once met him and HOLY SHIT he was MASSIVE. And sadly no I’m not talking about that. I’m talking about his WEIGHT. He’s apparently even bigger than the folks on “My 600 pound life”. He’s apparently 1000 pounds or something. Fucking insane.

3. The smell is HORRENDOUS… He smells like a vomit, shit, and diahrea. You can apparently smell his greasy, pimple, AIDS-infested butt cheeks. He smells fucking vile. He smells so bad that some people have genuinely VOMITTED because of him (but let’s be real, his other aspects also probably made them vomit).

4. Mentally ILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I heard someone say that OMH was actually once forced to go to therapy, but his stench fucking KILLED the therapist. I thought maybe if you bootlick the fuck out of OMH you could possibly get on his “good” side, but nah, OMH literally fucking hates everything and everyone. He is a miserable piece of shit narcissist. He is so fucking narcissistic it’s insane.

5. He is a complete cuck. Apparently he does indeed have a wife, but he had to bribe her with all of his remaining money. His wife only got with him because she’s a sadist and loves how pathetic and weak he is. He’s so fat he can barely move, so his wife intentionally takes advantage of that. She brings super sexy men over and fucks them right in front of him as he cries.

Are all of these true?

… YES ✅✅✅✅✅