Author: Solomon
Robert Eggers is an up his own ass faggot that’s saturating the horror genre with absolute over produced garbage slop. No wonder the goys at A24 wanted to suck his dick so bad
Lighthouse was insufferably pretentious. Two guys go crazy in the middle of nowhere and talk utter bollocks WOW!! So philosophical that the young guy wanted to fuck a grandpa because he was such a chud that couldn’t cope with not having sex for 3 minutes!! NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE!! The mindless drivel those fuckers went on throughout the film could make anyone wanna fall asleep also clearly a subtle hint throughout that it’s about the directors internalised homosexuality. Just like his other “work” The Witch (2015) this film was another failed attempt from that clown to make horror. Pretentious film school student garbage comes to mind that tries oh so very hard to be “Unique” and “Interesting”
Fuck this movie. Fuck Robert Eggers and FUCK YOU OMH. Your taste is an absolutely STATE. So stale and amateurs.. Go watch some actual good horror like Hereditary you peasant. Unlike you I spend my precious time watching actual artistry not a bunch of Czech rent boys getting DP’d. Go fuck yourself jerkoff
It looks like triggered little asshole Meow got some of her comments deleted off of the Drugstore Cowboy comment section. Someone might have put a bug in someone’s ear to get them taken off. It’s a conspiracy against you Meow you fucking douche.
The Lighthouse (2019) might I add was most probably popular because of the cast. I do wish Robert would of kindly skipped away into his vampire den after Twilight. Insufferable man UGH I bite my thumb at that hack
Oh dear my sweet OMH is losing his marbles over this masterpiece. Come dear 🫴 let us ponder on why you’re such an ignoramus
Terrible review. 1 star. It really sucks.
OMH is gay and jealous of this post.
Holy smokes, two stars. This post is complete trash. Not a single intelligent thought was put into writing it, which isnt surprising. OMH beats dogshit posts like this by a mile without even trying. Don’t waste your time reading this so-called review, folks.
Holy hell this bbc is ripping my asshole apart!
This is the worst review I’ve ever seen. You’re a fucking moron.
OMH is right. “Hereditary ” (2018) was real fucking weak. OMH’s reviews are eons better than this fucking garbage review.
OMH sounds triggered asf… makes me happy to know he probably has steam coming out of his ears right now. Careful OMH your bald head might go on flames if you get so triggered like the triggered little asshole jerkoff you are.
I thought “Hereditary ” (2018) was weak – fucking weak. I was disappointed when I saw it. Your review is just pure dogshit with multiple grammatical errors. If you think “The Lighthouse” (2019) sucks you obviously don’t know shit about movies. It’s probably better off for you to stick to being a childish little asshole troll instead of writing reviews. You are no good at writing reviews and you look like a fucking fool when you write them. Fuck you, you fucking jerk off. I gave your review 1 star. It sucks.
This dork Solomon lifted this entire post off of AI.
I thought this was going to be by OMH and I accidentally gave it 1 stars…if I knew it wasn’t that jerkoff, I’d of given it 5 stars…