Author: Old Mother Hubbard
Hollywood golden boy Tom Cruise’s new dark comedy “Digger” (2026) bombed hard at the box office this weekend. On a $250 million dollar investment (production budget and marketing) “Digger” pulled in $20 million dollars – worldwide! This box office dud was also universally critically panned, making this a new experience for golden boy Cruise in his career. The dickhead Paul Dergarabedian, senior media analyst and head of marketplace trends for Comscore/Rentrak, shrugged off the box office disaster by saying that “Digger” wasn’t designed to be a Tom Cruise blockbuster. The collapse of Hollywood continues.
THIS SHIT SUCKS!!! MEOW HAS WAY BETTER POSTS LMAO
So more popular and cool than any Meow post wow!
24 votes and 4 stars is obviously this fucking twat using his VPNs hope the Chinese or Russians hack his phone and steal his goon material fuck you OMH and I admin too busy being a petty little hoe with Cole probably torturing Steve in his basement or something anyways omh you’re gay asf and this post would get 1 star without your vpns
So bad lol holy smokes OMH is a joke ha ha ha!!!!
OMH is jealous he’s a disgusting fat old ugly balding greasy gross weird odd neckbeard incel movie obsessed japeanese Asian loving cuck nerd faggot whilst Meow is a kawaii 4’11” brunette with kawaii clear skin and a thick head of long beautiful hair
Downvoted this with 3 Vons because I’m that petty
Ha-ha-ha
What is this 50 words? If even that. Everyone else has said it so I might as well admit it too, this is one of your worst and lowest quality posts. Why did you brag about having fans, leave for a month or something, random one back with no explanation for your fans, and give us a half-assed review? This review is genuinely so bad. There is barely any depth and you are basically giving the shortest summary ever of this movie. What is this? Why did Admin even allow this? It’s so insanely low effort. We’re disappointed in you, OMH. As a fan, it’s disheartening to see you respond to any criticism it’s pure hatred, which you’ll like do under this comment.
There’s help out for narcissists.
Took 0 brain power to write this but what else do you expect from a balding man child like OMH
Such trash now absolutely devastated my favourite reviewer is clearly slacking or having a mental health moment
You know what i actually liked you OMH but this review is very low quality and effort. Not impressed.
Short, constructive and to the point. This is far much more than what can be said for the verbal diarrhoea we have been getting lately.
As usual another great review, unlike the mindless garbage spewed out by a well known retard on this site and her 200 aliases.
It’s obvious that the impact OMH has made on EUM is immense. After all, the very section everyone is commenting in was inspired by OMH. Just click on the “About” tab on the top of the page and see why the jealous haters are so triggered.
Reminder OMH wasnt on Admins top user list LOL probably why he’s been in the down low awww poor sausage
It’s nice to see a post that isn’t just mindless gibberish like 98% of the clownish posts on EUM. OMH is responsible for the most intelligent comments, reviews and lists that are on EUM. Thank goodness there is someone on here that doesn’t constantly write nonsense.
LMFAO LOW EFFORT GARBAGE HA HA HA HA RIP OMH’S “LEGACY”OMFG WHAT A LOSER HOW MUCH GLUE DID U SNIFF ON UR VACATION?
Another great comment by OMH. His reviews on the most recent movies are fantastic as you would expect. Super great stuff from the king of EUM – the one and only OMH.
Low effort as fuck lol home boy really fell off… Where’s the actual in depth review? Where’s the rating? The turd I produced this morning was more insightful than this trash
1 Droplet faggot
Gay asf post
This is a great and well written blurb about an interesting and timely topic. Look at how the triggered jealous haters chime in right away knowing that this post is the most important post that has been entered in to the EUM comment sections in months.
Fabulous entry. It’s nice to see something written on here that is not only about a movie but it’s also not written by Meow and her 200 alts. It breaks up the monotony of the garbage posts that are put on EUM on a daily basis by the same person. Well done OMH and well written. I’ve also noticed the great new movie reviews you’ve recently written. Personally, I wait to see your movie reviews before I watch a film. If you don’t like a film I won’t watch it because your reviews are always right on the money. Thanks again and welcome back!
This post sucks