Author: Classified A
Redbull – King of the energy drinks dont care suck my toes
Relentless – Tastes less good but cheap as fuck
Monster – Pretty good but way too sweet
Rockstar – A slightly tastier Relentless but not as cheap and good
Reign Total Body Fuel – Poor mans Monster
Sneak Energy (Canned version) – Sugar healthier alternative but tastes like garbage cus of the prebiotics
5-hour Energy – WAY TOO HIGH IN CAFFIENE caused my first panic attack lol
Objectively a bad list due to Celsius not being on here, the only thing that can save it is dependent on what ur favorite redbull flavor is?
Shutdown soon. Say good bye to your asshole friends before it’s too late.
i wish i could drink energy drinks bc i love caffeine but theyre all fizzy which i hate
The world is coming to an end. I feel it.
Listen to me. The world is fucking screwed.