Author: Old Mother Hubbard
Here is a list of 5 of the most irritating winners of Hell’s Kitchen:
1. Kyle Timpson – Season 23 – He obviously won so Ramsay could be in the DEI book for having a raging faggot get the top prize. You kind of got the feeling the season was rigged early on. This is known by fans of the show as the worst HK season of all.
2. Ja’Nel Witt – Season 11 – HK hadn’t had a black winner since season 3 when arrogant fuck Rock Harper won. Ja’Nel was the perfect DEI pick. After she won the top prize she tested positive for cocaine and was promptly fired from her head chef job. You can take the spook out of the jungle but…
3. Dave Levey – Season 6 – Monotone Dave Levey injured his wrist early in the season so Ramsay had to give him the DEI win even though Kevin Cottle was clearly the better chef.
4. Scott Commings – Season 12 – The only reason Scott Commings won is because Ramsay’s DEI pick, Joy Parham–Thomas who was being groomed for the win, suddenly decided to quit because she was “tired” in episode 15 when she had a 1 in 5 chance of winning a quarter of a million dollars. Ramsay was clearly livid and was forced to pick Mr. Vanilla for the win.
5. Holli Ugalde – Season 7 – Ramsay’s judgement came under serious scrutiny after he gave Holli Ugalde the win. Holli was sort of good looking but her cooking skills never seemed to be her best quality. Holli Ugalde received the $250,000 dollar cash prize but discovered that there was no head chef job for her at The Savoy in London. She tried to sue the show and Ramsay but the gobbledygook in her contract prevented her from winning a court case.
There are more irritating HK winners that deserve a mention – Rock Harper, Danny Veltri, Nona Sivley, Paul Niedermann and Trenton Garvey.
There are a few likable winners of HK too – Meghan Gill season 14 (who was probably the best chef ever to appear on the show), Christina Wilson season 10 (not super likeable but a strong cook with a strong personality), Kimberly-Ann Ryan season 16 (you kind of knew she was going to win from the first episode), Kori Sutton season 19 (likeable and a decent cook in a plain Jane sort of way) and Alex Belew season 21 (Super likeable guy who had just bought a restaurant and lost everything when Covid hit and wiped him out financially. He went to HK as a last resort to try to survive and provide for his wife and kids. Best chef by far in the season).
Anywho, there you have it bunky. Another incredible list.
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I watch movies that OMH recommends sometimes. I watched “Kill By Inches” (1999). It’s a really bizarre film with an unusual and haunting musical score. If “Kill By Inches” ever makes it on to EUM it will be going in to the bizarre/surreal category for sure. It’s super weird and really good.
I thought Possum was an awesome movie too:
“Possum” (2018) is a creepy psychological horror film about a creepy guy (Philip) who moves back in to his burned out, dilapidated creepy house with his super creepy uncle Maurice and his SUPER CREEPY puppet. Although Philip seems to despise the creepy puppet with the real looking spider legs he can’t seem to get rid of it. Inspired by the theories of the uncanny by psychologist Sigmund Freud, “Possum” is an unsettling experience with a wonderfully dark and foreboding soundtrack with bleak and dismal visuals and locations. Sean Harris is a fantastic actor and portrays “Philip” perfectly, becoming more pale and pasty looking the further the film moves forward.
Will I watch this film again? For sure. I was fucking creeped out big time by this one. 5 stars. It’s spooky!
I really liked that movie that you reviewed a few days ago. I recommend it big time. It’s really good
“Landmine Goes Click” (2015) is like a double revenge film with a kind of implausible situation for the first half. The acting isn’t top notch but the story gets better, especially during the 2nd half of the film. Some people dislike this film a lot and I can understand that. I was thinking about bailing out on it at one point but I like revenge films and I’m glad I stuck with it. You need to see this one till the end to find out what it is really all about. It’s a pretty brutal film. 4 stars. It’s mighty fucked up.
I really like this HK list. I like this movie review you made too: “Race With the Devil” (1975) Roger and Frank are 2 rich guys who buy a brand new RV and hit the road with their trophy wives heading for Aspen Colorado for a skiing vacation. They take the southern route through rural Texas and pull off in to a secluded spot on their first night. Unfortunately for them, they park directly across from where satanic worshippers occasionally practice ritual sacrifices. Roger and Frank witness a murder/sacrifice, mayhem begins and their relaxing vacation turns in to an absolute nightmare. Roger, Frank and their trophy wives Alice and Kelly apparently never heard the phrase “Loose lips sink ships” because they blab about witnessing the murder to strangers and eavesdroppers alike and give details about where they are going and what route they will be taking. There are some fabulous and exciting car chases, crashes and stunts but the one who really steals the show is Lara Parker as Kelly. Lara Parker seems genuinely terrified through most of the film and gives a very convincing performance, especially when she finds her dog Ginger after a night at the local cowboy roadhouse. I’ve been looking for this one online for a coon’s age and I finally found it. I was thinking about buying the DVD but, back then, it was ridiculously priced at $100 dollars or more (you can get it at a normal price now). If you haven’t seen it… Read more »
I love HK. It’s a great show. Excellent list OMH, per usual.
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As much as I hate you it’s nice to see some actually talk about this show. Whenever I try to talk about it to anyone they just laugh and say “oh that angry chef hahaha”
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Thanks for this list. Being a big fan of HK I pretty much agree with your picks but I think season 9 winner Paul Niedermann was one of the most irritating fucks of all time. I agree also that Meghan Gill from season 14 was the best chef ever on the show. Even that irritating fat black dyke “T” (for transvestite) said that Meghan was “the boss.” Solid list overall. Thanks OMH.
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