Author: Old Mother Hubbard
“Old Mother Hubbard’s Top 100 Favorite Films on EUM”
The first 30 are my top 30 pretty much in order – the rest are in no particular order.
This list doesn’t include Mainstream/Hollywood/Blockbuster films like “The Exorcist” (1973), “A Clockwork Orange” (1971), ” Deliverance” (1972), etc. which are on a separate list.
1. 7 Days (2010)
2. Alleluia (2014)
3. Buoyancy (2019)
4. Euthanizer (2017)
5. Rampage (2009)
6. Dead Man’s Shoes (2004)
7. Polytechnique (2009)
8. Snowtown (2011)
9. The Painted Bird (2019)
10. The Seventh Continent (1989)
11. Dogs Don’t Wear Pants (2019)
12. Our Children (2012)
13. Cleveland Abduction (2015)
14. 10 Rillington Place (1971)
15. Strella (2009)
16. Compliance (2012)
17. The Piano Teacher (2001)
18. Men Behind The Sun 1 (1988)
19. Nekromantik 2 (1991)
20. Henry: Portrait Of A Serial Killer 2 – Mask Of Sanity (1996)
21. Henry: Portrait Of A Serial Killer 1 (1986)
22. 13 Tzameti (2005)
23. The Golden Glove (2019)
24. Nobody Knows (2004)
25. Grave Of The Fireflies (2005)
26. Triangle (2009)
27. Time Crimes (2007)
28. William Friedkin’s Rampage (1992)
29. Suntan (2016)
30. I Stand Alone (1998)
31. Tiresia (2003)
32. Antares (2004)
33. Antichrist (2009)
34. Baise-Moi (2000)
35. Basket Case 1 (1982)
36. Beast (2017)
37. Cronos (1992)
38. Calvaire (2004)
39. Cannibal Ferox (1981)
40. Cannibal Holocaust (1980)
41. Carcinoma (2014)
42. Cargo 200 (2007)
43. Criminal Lovers (1999)
44. The Boxer’s Omen (1983)
45. Cold Fish (2010)
46. Benny’s Video (1992)
47. A Serbian Film (2010)
48. 20 Centimeters (2005)
49. Come And See (1985)
50. Counter Investigation (2007)
51. Crazy Murder (2014)
52. Crickets (2006)
53. Der Nachtmahr (2015)
54. Deathdream (1974)
55. Downfall (2004)
56. The Eyes Of My Mother (2016)
57. Granny’s Dancing On The Table (2015)
58. The Great Ecstasy Of Robert Carmichael (2005)
59. In My Skin (2002)
60. Grimm Love (2006)
61. Salo – 120 Days of Sodom (1975)
62. Hated: GG Allin & The Murder Junkies (1993)
63. Honeymoon (2014)
64. Hope (2013)
65. Geminis (2005)
66. In A Glass Cage (1986)
67. Der Kommer En Dag (2016)
68. Lilya 4-Ever (2002)
69. Man Bites Dog (1992)
70. Michael (2011)
71. Miss Violence (2013)
72. Mondo Cane Oggi (1985)
73. Nothing Bad Can Happen (2013)
74. Orozco The Embalmer (2001)
75. In A Year With 13 Moons (1978)
76. Philosophy Of A Knife (2008)
77. Pixote (1980)
78. Possession (1981)
79. Princess (2014)
80. Profane (2011)
81. Rapture (1979)
82. The Reflecting Skin (1990)
83. Savage Grace (2007)
84. Scum (1979)
85. Silence (2010)
86. Sleep Tight (2011)
87. No Child Of Mine (1997)
88. Kotoko (2011)
89. Three Girls (2017)
90. Tony (2009)
91. Until The Light Takes Us (2008)
92. Street Trash (1987)
93. Ma Mere (2004)
94. Variety (1983)
95. Village Of Doom (1983)
96. Combat Shock (1984)
97. Wedding Trough (1974)
98. Who Killed Pixote? (1996)
99. Xiu Xiu: The Sent Down Girl (1998)
100. A Touch Of Sin (2013)
Here are my other great list in the series:
“Old Mother Hubbard’s Top 25 Favorite Mainstream/Hollywood/Blockbuster Films on EUM” (sort of in order) (This list was hard to make because I had a list of 45 films and I didn’t want to cut any of them)
1. The Exorcist (1973) – Original Version – not Director’s Cut
2. Cruising (1980)
3. Deliverance (1972)
4. Angel Heart (1987)
5. What Ever Happened To Baby Jane? (1962)
6. The Boy In The Striped Pajamas (2008)
7. Before The Devil Knows You’re Dead (2007)
8. Rosemary’s Baby (1968)
9. The Boston Strangler (1968)
10. One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest (1975)
11. A Clockwork Orange (1971)
12. Citizen X (1995)
13. We Need To Talk About Kevin (2011)
14. Prisoners (2013)
15. Sleepers (1996)
16. Zodiac (2007)
17. Murder By Numbers (2002)
18. Bully (2001)
19. The Machinist (2004)
20. Mississippi Burning (1988)
21. Enemy (2013)
22. Identity (2003)
23. Misery (1990)
24. Straw Dogs (1971)
25. To Die For (1995)
“Old Mother Hubbard’s 25 Picks for WORST Films on EUM” (in no particular order)
Note: I only choose 1 Dakota Ray, 1 August Underground, 1 Camp Blood, 1 Amateur Porn Star Killer, 1 American Guinea Pig, etc. because they would have taken up all 25 spots.
1. 100 Tears (2007)
2. 100 Years Of Adolf Hitler (1989)
3. Amateur Porn Star Killer (2006)
4. American Guinea Pig 3: The Song Of Solomon (2017)
5. Animal Soup (2009)
6. August Underground’s Penance (2007)
7. A Hole In My Heart (2004)
8. Video Nasty (2011)
9. Black Mass Of The Nazi Sex Wizard (2015)
10. Ostermontag (1991)
11. Director’s Cut (2016)
12. Camp Blood 5 (2016)
13. Cohasset Snuff Film (2012)
14. Death-Scort Service 3 (2018)
15. Freezer Baby (2024)
16. Woman’s Flesh: My Red Guts (1999)
17. Lolita Vibrator Torture (1987)
18. Rampage: Hillside Strangler Murders (2006)
19. Tumbling Doll Of Flesh (1998)
20. Sunken Danish (2012)
21. Torment (2017)
22. Violent Shit 1 (1989)
23. Star Vehicle (2010)
24. Snuff (1976)
25. Prince Of The Crimson Void (2022)
“Old Mother Hubbard’s Top 10 Favorite Asian Films on EUM” (in alphabetical order)
1. A Touch Of Sin (2013)
2. The Boxer’s Omen (1983)
3. Cold Fish (2010)
4. Crickets (2006)
5. Grave Of The Fireflies (2005)
6. Hope (2013)
7. Kotoko (2011)
8. Men Behind The Sun 1 (1988)
9. Nobody Knows (2004)
10. Village Of Doom (1983)
See ya!
Where’s OMH…? 🤣
OMH where are you? You have become awfully quiet since your “fanbase” has scattered away from here and your last lost flopping dreadfully are you okay tootsie?
Whatever anyway, I can’t wait for Coles list.
Holy shit, Meows posts are wayyy better.
Did the number of Old Mfer fans on this website drop off or something? I mean, 7 votes after a day? His lists used to pull in 50 votes within a few hours from his loyal fan club.
It’s funny how the admin changes the rating and suddenly the votes dry up. Strange coincidence. Guess the fans didn’t care much for the new design. Or maybe clicking a different button turned out to be a little too much work for them 🥺
what was your favorite thing about Alleluia OMH was it the old biddy tits and old women sucking cock? movie was shit was trying to be dancer in the dark SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO bad
Meows posts are WAY better
Another masterful list from the one and only OMH. Bravo! Pay no mind to the pointless babble of Cole and his fake accounts.
wow what a fucking terrible list holy fuck whens coles next list coming out?
All that shit talkin for months and you pussied out, couldn’t even rank it beyond 30. Just like you couldn’t find the balls to include Memories of Murder and Oldboy in your Worst list. Coward.
That’s why my story, “An Old Mfer and His Turd”, perfectly captures what you’re all about. Lots of noise, lots of buildup, and then the moment comes to commit and you fold like a lawn chair.
Now fuck off. At least this’ll finally put an end to all this bullshit about your upcoming list.
i liked cole’s lists more , one star.
Was gonna insult you but I actually like this list. My only issue is ASF being at 46. Feels like you just looked for a random torture porn film to shove in your list.
Otherwise this is kinda good. Your other lists are still really bad though.
The Golden Glove at 23.
Plus, Clockwork Orange is mainstream but 10 Rillington place aint???????