Rating Drinks

Author: Meow

1. Milk – warm milk is so mmm… But something about milk also makes me feel weird. And cold milk is always too cold but I usually can’t be arsed heating the milk so I usually end up not drinking it. Warm milk is comforting though… I love drinking it before sleep

2. Water – I mean you can’t really go wrong with water… where I live literally has the best tap water in the world I’ve heard so yeah. I also prefer warm water don’t give a fuck.

3. Alcohol – Basically poison especially for someone like me who’s a heavyweight. Idk why people think being a heavyweight is a brag, it’s a huge disadvantage. Anyways I only like alcohol every few 6+ months cause I genuinely believe it’s so unhealthy. But I do like the effects, makes me more sociable and the hangovers can be kinda comforting at times.

4. Coconut Water – Prefer this to water taste wise to be honest but only if it’s 100% natural for some reason the non 100% natural ones REALLY disturb me.

5. Blood – I thought it was just maybe a vitamin deficiency but I’ve had checkups and been told I’m completely healthy… so I think I just like the taste of blood. I remember thinking I was a vampire as a kid. That’s probably also another reason why I have a kink for that kind of stuff. I make sure I get my blood safely I just get blood from the tips of my fingers. Rarely do this though cause it’s kinda weird and I’m not a fan of cutting myself.

6. Coffee – Sadly a LOT of coffee is extremely unhealthy, the high-quality coffee is stupidly difficult to find. Decent taste though and gets most of us through life…

That’s all I guess… Anyways I want to really say I hate alcohol. i only have it on special occasions like Christmas and sometimes Birthdays. I need a LOT of alcohol to get drunk and that’s why I’m not a big fan.

HM: Tried raw, 100% natural honey for the first time and HOLY SHIT THAT STUFF IS SUPER SWEET!!! WOW!!! Love that naturalness though, thanks to the bees, love them…

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Mimas
Mimas
August 13, 2026 10:10 pm

Fun fact: Milk has the same amount of electrolytes as sports drinks, so it’s actually more hydrating than water

random viewer
random viewer
August 13, 2026 6:02 am

you’re a heavyweight for sure. 300 smelly pounds with pimples

chad thundercock
chad thundercock
August 13, 2026 6:01 am

we are on the same wavelength….

chad thundercock
chad thundercock
August 13, 2026 6:01 am

NO WAY

I JUST MADE A LIST LIKE THIS