Soldier Boy (Ben)

Author: Meow

So I’ve been rewatching The Boys and this one thing gets me SO UNBELIEVABLY FUCKING ANGRY!

In season 4, Butcher, Maeve, Ryan, Soldier Boy, and Homelander all meet. Little asshole Ryan stops Soldier Boy from blasting the fucking assholes head. Soldier Boy pushes Ryan back and rightfully calls Ryan a little shit (I don’t know if he was calling Ryan or Homelander that but probably Ryan) and then when Homelander’s whines about Ryan like a little asshole, Soldier Bog has his chest glow and gets ready to kill him. Then, Butcher and Maeve give eachother the cringiest fucking look, and they stop Soldier Boy from killing the fucking twat because they’re both retarded shits (let’s be real, the directors just wanted an excuse for more episodes and seasons). Then, Homelander and Butcher laser poor old Soldier Boy at the same fucking time. These two then proceed to look at eachother in the most cringe way ever that just made me want to fucking cut off their toes and shove them down their throats. Honestly Homelander is a cunt but Butcher annoyed me more here because THE FUCK YOU MEAN YOU JUST STOPPED A GUY FROM KILLING THE GUY WHO RAPED YOUR WIFE WHO YOUVE HATED FOR FUCKING YEARS AND HAVE BEEN PLOTTING ON KILLING FORNYEARS! Soldier Boy survives and rightfully calls But her out. Then th other gang members show up and everyone, yes, EVERYONE AND THEIR FUCKING MAMS, attack the Soldier Boy. Soldier Boy isn’t even that bad. In fact, WHY THE FUCK DID I PUT THAT ASSHOLE HOMELANDER AT NUMBER ONE ON MY LIST?!? SOLDIER BOY IS BETTER. Homelander is truly annoying because he is SO NARCISSISTIC I HATE HIM!

Also… Kimiko in season 5. Now at first she was a lil funny her voice didn’t sound too realistic but eh the show was as ass as OMHs puckered booty hole at this point but still entertaining to watch. Then she’s saying “fuck fuck fuck” “dick dick dick” “shit shit shit” “pussy this offensive word number 7” ALL THE TIME. She wasn’t like that in the first seasons. She WOULDNT FUCKING ACT LIKE THAT!!!

And I will be watching the marvel movies: never really was a big fan didn’t care but recently I’ve been… changing?!? Like, my mindset IS CHANGING! I am realising new things. Like how a snake sheds its skin, yeah? That’s like me recently. October, I told ya… it’s October. 2027 will be a crazy year, believe me. I have been interested in characters like Wanda and Ironman.

I think my new ear will include: giving no fucks (already don’t but multiply it by 10x), more style, more detail…

Anyways yeah this SHIT PISSES ME OFF. What even happened in season 5?!? Homelander dies asking to suck dick? That’s it? That’s fucking it? Whoever the director is (remember his face not his name the twat) needs a fucking punch in his face. Why did we need a 5 minute scene of a cat-human and a dog-human (or whatever the fuck these idiots were) sniffing eachothers asses?