Author: Old Mother Hubbard
“The Lodge” (2019) is a dark psychological horror film that starts out promising. Grieving kids Mia and Aiden dislike their future stepmom before they even meet her and rightly so. Dad asks them (forces them) to go to a lodge at Christmas time so they can get better acquainted with Grace, their future stepmom and lone survivor of a weird cult. Of course dad has to leave them alone with Grace in the lodge for a while to tend to some business. Wouldn’t you know that there is a sudden blizzard and the power goes out. All of a sudden all this weird shit starts to happen.
“The Lodge” is directed by the same folks who are responsible for “Goodnight Mommy” (2014), which is available to watch right here on EUM. “The Lodge” contains some startling scenes that will keep your interest for a while but, for me, the story disappeared up it’s own ass by trying to be too clever as the movie went on. Riley Keough gives an outstanding performance as Grace and Alicia Silverstone, while only briefly in the film, leaves a lasting impression. The story became too disjointed, convoluted and unrealistic for me, which is a shame because all the elements seemed to be there to make this film a gem. A major issue I had is the whispering dialog that was barely audible followed by super loud gun shots, banging, loud music or screaming. 3 stars.
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Turned into dust.. nobody and forgotten.. just like your lists that nobody cares about
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2 STARS HA HA HA
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Hey OMH I personally really like your reviews personally do you do requests?
Just look at the ugly fat English or brainwashed Americans and it’s clear who the subhumans are. Only Indians, Africans and Latin Americans are worse.
Surprise surprise.. OMH giving shit reviews lol he wouldn’t know good horror even if it bit him in the ass I bet you hated Hereditary aswell jerkoff
Nah movie story is good dickward I bet your kids will end up like that and hopefully do the same but you’re probably too old now and got the snip HAHAHA sad… or maybe end up like Laura sigh we can dream