Top 10 Worst Drinks

Author: chad thundercock

1.) ZUBER- If you have EVER had the misfortune of drinking this I am so sorry. I tried to look up what this concoction of shit actually was, apparently this is a Polish invention. It’s a mineral water, it tastes like SWAMP ASS (no joke).
2.) Dr. Pepper- this is the worst soda ever invented, i dont know who came up with the idea of making a medicine bubbly but thats what it tastes like.
3.) Sudachi Redbull- this is the worst redbull flavor known to humankind
4.) Diet Pepsi (in Europe)- I dont know if this is specifically a European issue but Pepsi in Europe is really disgusting, you are better off just getting a Diet Coke
5.) Apple Juice- this is so disgusting, not only does it look like pee, but it also tastes like what i imagine pee out of someone with a yeast infection tastes like. orange juice is better
6.) Flavored Water- WHY? just why does this exist? its like a flat soda. just drink juice at this point or water
7.) Wine- i have never enjoyed a glass of wine in my life…
8.) Citrus Sodas- this just really shouldnt be a thing
9.) Mountain Dew- tastes like acid pee, baja blast is the only acceptable mountain dew beverage
10.) SPARKLING WATER- i hate this shit with a passion, i have too many negative things to say about it so ill spare the details