Author: Narked
With several series I am sure I can provide the next 10 followed by another 10 followed by another 10….
Back to Reality (Series V, Episode 6)
The absolute king of ’em all! The boys get blasted by a Despair Squid and wake up believing their entire outer-space life was just a bloody four-year arcade game. Seeing Rimmer discover he’s a dynamic, multi-millionaire called Billy Doyle is pure comedy gold!
Quarantine (Series V, Episode 4)
Arnold Rimmer gets infected with a crazy holovirus, loses his tiny mind, pops on a gingham dress, and starts terrorising the crew with a psychotic, laser-eyed hand-puppet penguin named Mr Flibble! Absolutely unhinged!
Gunmen of the Apocalypse (Series VI, Episode 3)
An absolute masterpiece that won an actual international Emmy Award! The crew plug themselves into a virtual reality Wild West simulation to fight off a deadly computer virus. Starbug becomes a horse, and the action is top-notch!
Marooned (Series III, Episode 2)
The ultimate bottle episode! Lister and Rimmer are stuck on a freezing ice moon with zero food. Lister resorts to eating dog food and burning Rimmer’s prized possession—his hand-carved wooden camphor wood chest—just to stay alive!
Polymorph (Series III, Episode 3)
A nasty, shape-shifting genetic mutant gets aboard and sucks out the crew’s raw emotions. Seeing Lister lose his fear and Rimmer transform into a guitar-strumming, peace-loving eco-hippy is completely genius!
Queeg (Series II, Episode 5)
Holly gets usurped by the ship’s backup computer, Queeg, who forces the crew into a brutal, exhausting fitness regime. The final twist with the chess match will have you falling off your commode laughing!
White Hole (Series IV, Episode 4)
“So, what is it?” The crew get caught in a temporal loop while Talkie Toaster drives everyone completely barmy demanding they eat a crumpet. Lister solves the entire cosmic crisis by playing a giant game of pool with planets!
Dimension Jump (Series IV, Episode 5)
Enter Ace Rimmer! We get introduced to Arnold’s alternative-dimension self, who is a dashing, brave, utterly perfect hero. “What a guy!” It’s the ultimate contrast to our favorite snivelling smeghead.
The Inquisitor (Series V, Episode 2)
A terrifying, self-programmed droid travels through time, erasing anyone who has led a worthless life and replacing them with a better alternative. Naturally, our crew are in deep, deep trouble!
Future Echoes (Series I, Episode 2)
The episode that proved early on this wasn’t just a basic sitcom. Breaking the speed of light causes the crew to see glimpses of their own immediate futures, setting up some of the cleverest sci-fi writing on British television.
…Provided by Google Gemini…
This list is just bullshit AI garbage put together by a jealous little raging fucking faggot. OMH’s lists are far superior because OMH actually watches the films and TV shows he talks about. OMH seems like a great person too, not a little jealous raging fucking faggot like you.
It seems my Ai list has triggered the resident bullshitter. Maybe because it shone a bright light on his own use of Ai. That was the point. So remember when OMH says something its as reliable as a tramp claiming to be sober. Like the tramp OMH is quite often seen driking gutter piss. It is his top drink after guzzling syphilictic cum from dead men.
I don’t even know what the fuck this is but I gave it 5 cause the writer hates the Old Mfer.
This is made by AI. I prefer OMHs lists.